Cranberry juice topic

What would happen to my phone if I completely submerged it in cranberry juice? I'm trying to pass a Chem class and the professor wants me to do something impressive with my phone since he sees me on it all the time. I showed him Cyanogenmod and the like but he's not fazed. He's like, 75 and doesn't understand computers. I don't know about the electrical capacitance of berry juice so I was wondering if I put my myTouch 4G Slide in a clear bucket of cranberry juice whether or not it would still be on while in the juice.

[Q] Micromax Canvas A177 Juice cannot boot into CWM recovery mode. What to do? topic

Ok so I installed framaroot to root my juice and then installed MTK app and the recovery.img file for canvas a177 juice from XDA site (though it was named something else). Now it said to reboot into recovery mode and I selected it but it booted me into normal mode. I also tried to use the volume up + power combo and volume down + power combo but nothing worked for me. I realized that Vol D + power boots me into actory mode and for a split second I saw that it showed me recovery mode but the factory mode always gets selected. And I don't know how to get back so I just have to take out the battery. I thought I imagined but it showed the recovery menu for just a split second saw multiple times but couldn't do anything. Also some guide said to press the vol UP + power combo and pressed that too but it boots me into normal mode but takes a long time while pressing. I need to press for 5-7 secs like that. Also I can't get to Download mode or either don't know how to but it is the Up + Down + power combo but seems it does nothing but boots my phone into normal mode. Also the usb power thing didn't work as it booted me into normal mode . Please tell me what to do to get into recovery mode.